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22) Labracadabra
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Accelerated Reader
IL: LG - BL: 4.1 - AR Pts: 1
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Zach always wanted a dog but Larry, the full-grown mongrel his parents choose, is not it, however, he soon discovers that there is something very special--even magical--about Larry's tail.
23) The passenger
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"A thriller about a woman who creates and sheds new identities as she crisscrosses the country to escape her past"--
Forty-eight hours after leaving her husband's body at the base of the stairs Tanya Dubois cashes in her credit cards, dyes her hair brown, demands a new name from a shadowy voice over the phone, and flees town. It's not the first time. Blue, a female bartender who recognizes the hunted look in a fugitive's eyes, offers her a place...
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Enjoy the humorous and true-to-life adventures of 87- year-old "youngster," Dorothy Wetstra, in this highly engaging sequel to Dearest Dorothy, Are We There Yet?. Reflecting the pace, the memories and the friendships of small-town America, Dorothy's faith-filled adventures will touch your heart and tickle your funny bone at the same time.
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Junie B. Jones series volume 1
Accelerated Reader
IL: LG - BL: 2.9 - AR Pts: 1
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In her own words, a young girl describes her feelings about starting kindergarten and what she does when she decides not to ride the bus home.
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Acclaimed author Charlene Ann Baumbich delights millions with her endearing Dearest Dorothy novels. In the quaint Illinois town of Partonville, 88-year-old Dorothy and a colorful cast of townsfolk are all aflutter about a former resident's return, a mini-mall naming contest, and a spirited mayoral campaign. Baumbich's small-town humor and nostalgia will touch hearts and tickle funny bones.
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Let the world's funniest sportsman tickle your funny bone with quirky homespun stories and whimsical perspectives on life. Patrick F. McManus gently pokes fun at the oddities of sacred institutions like friendship, marriage, and even hunting and fishing. Soon his crazy theories start making sense, and you know you've crossed the border into McManus country, where life is a little lighter-and much more amusing. McManus initiates you into his world...
28) Dem Bones
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Accelerated Reader
IL: LG - BL: 4.3 - AR Pts: 1
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"No bones about it, this will be a real boost for those looking to inject a little humor and fun into basic facts about the human body." -Publishers Weekly (starred review)
Shoulder bone connected to da neck bone
Neck bone connected to da head bone . . .
Colorful torn paper collages bring to life this familiar African American spiritual as frolicking, instrument-playing skeletons-accompanied by interesting, informative "bone facts"-entertain...
29) Twice as Silly
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Ling & Ting are twins. They like to be silly. They like to tell jokes. Most of all, they like to laugh together. Laugh with Ling & Ting! The beloved twins from the Geisel Honor book Ling & Ting: Not Exactly the Same! and Ling & Ting Share a Birthday are back to share their favorite funny stories with beginning readers. This collection of six laugh-out-loud stories is sure to tickle the funny bone of fans and new readers alike.
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Erma Bombeck takes on the unforgiving frontier of American suburbia For years, the Bombecks have heard rumors of a magical land called Suburbia where the air is clean, the grass is trimmed, and children don't risk getting mugged on their walk to school. After watching their friends flee the city for subdivided utopias like Bonaparte's Retreat and Mortgage Mañana, Erma and her family load up their belongings and cry, Station wagons... ho!" But...
31) Fallen Angels
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Award-winning author Patricia Hickman crafts a critically acclaimed gem that warms the heart and tickles the funny bone. During the Great Depression Jeb Nubey is running from the law when he meets three abandoned children. After they pass a stormy night in a church, Jeb is mistaken for the new pastor-a widower with three kids. Looks like more trouble for Jeb. But the chance for a steady job and three squares a day is too good to turn down.
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Take my wife-please! Henny Youngman, the king of one-liners, delivers a classic collection of jokes. For more than sixty years, Henny Youngman provoked giggles, roars, and belly laughs for audiences on stage, in nightclubs, and on radio television. In his famous style, Henny delivers rapid-fire jokes in succession. He adds even more zest to this recording with a variety of anecdotes featuring the greatest names in show business. From funny bone ticklers...
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Do you want a joke for every situation? Are you sure you're prepared for the moment when your audience's heads fall off and their sides split? Man of a thousand voices Kent Harris performs this Krazee Kollection of over 500 jokes that will have you laughing so hard your funny-bone will hurt. Featuring five individual audiobooks from the World's Greatest Jokes series, this is the perfect way to learn so many jokes that no occasion can pass by without...
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Welcome to these paranormal worlds of randy vampires, naughty necromancers and zombies who might eat your brains after they succeed at seducing you. This quirky collection gathers the funniest fantasy, weirdest paranormal, and most hilarious horror written by award winning author, Sarina Dorie. Included in this book of treats are stories previously published in magazines such as: Putting the Romance Back into Necromancy Five Tips for Outsmarting Satan-and...
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Perfect punctuation: it's not just for professors, publishers and pencil pushers! Whether you are writing the next New York Times best-selling novel or an email to coworkers and customers, you need to know how to skillfully use punctuation in your writing. Whatever issues may be challenging you today, punctuation doesn't have to be one of them because author Liv Montgomery makes it fun and understandable. In 30-minutes Perfect Punctuation for Practical...
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Readers young and old can now experience hilarious and heartwarming Pugtato in audio download form! These three stories about the sweet little pug and his friends in the garden are sure to bring smiles and fun to everyone.
The Pugtato Audio Book Collection:
• Includes 3 Pugtato titles all about friendship
• Is written to tickle the funny bone of kids 4-8
• Has quirky characters by the inimitable illustrator Sophie Corrigan
• Is written in...
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Welcome to a journey through history-cobwebs aren't the only relics hidden in the dusty corners of time. Our tale begins in the dingy underbelly of bygone eras where soot and grime paint the canvas of our story. We'll climb through the centuries with the nimble fingers and scuffed knees of child chimney sweeps, whose stories have been tucked away like a dirty secret amidst the grand tapestry of the past. It's a tale that'll pull at your heartstrings...
39) Raney
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Accelerated Reader
IL: UG - BL: 4.9 - AR Pts: 9
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"This book is too good to keep to yourself. Read it aloud with someone you love, then send it to a friend. But be sure to keep a copy for yourself, because you'll want to read it again and again."-- Elizabeth Forsythe Hailey Raney is a small-town Baptist. Charles is a liberal from Atlanta. And Raney is the story of their marriage. Charming, wise, funny, and truthful, it is a novel for everyone to love. "A real jewel."--Richmond Times-Dispatch Clyde...
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Alright, folks, hold onto your funny bones because we're about to embark on a comedic adventure like no other! Introducing "Very Bad Dad Jokes" - the show that will have you rolling in laughter and cringing in delight.
Now, let me tell you, these jokes are so bad, they make you question the very fabric of humor itself. We're talking about jokes that are so cheesy, they could be mistaken for a gourmet macaroni dish. They're like dad humor on steroids,...