Some whrer overindulgence
I want a beer just like the beer, for *** high
The beer was spilled on the barroom floor
Neath the crust of the old apple pie
Hymn for Syttende Mai: Ole, Ole, Ole!
Deck the halls with Lefse slices
Glory, Glory, pork superior
O'Dooley's first five o'clock tea
I'm looking under a pile of lumber
While shaepards washed their socks
The bear went over the mountain
The other day I met a bear
In the Blue Ridge Mountains
The bulldog and the bullfrog
Froggie he am a Queer Bird
be kind to your web-footed frtiends
See these young ducks at play
Oh, I had a little chicken
Take it out , Take it out
It's a long way from amphioxus.
Boys can whistle, girls can sing
Leave the dishes in the sink
I ain't gonna grieve my Lord no more
The rime of the ancuient mariner
Now I lay me down to study
From the halls of school's dark prison
Mine eyes have the glory of the burning of the school
Mine eyes have seen the horror of the ending of the term
Onward, Christian bedbugs
Glory, glory, how peculiar
Blest be the ties that bind
I'm screaming at a white sheepdog
The cat that chewed my new shoes
Down by the old garbage slough
Eight feet tall, what a doll
Don't you call me sweetheart
At the boarding house where I live
Tinkle, tinkle, little pee
When you comee to the end of a lollipop
Bring back my neighbors to me
Come up, dear dinner, come up
National embalming school
The garbageman's daughter
Don't swat your mother guys
Zekey looked into the gas tank
I'm looking over my dead dog ,Rover
Guess I'll eat some worms
Tha tsauage meat machine.
That stepladder in the snow
So I climbed up the old apple tree
Let me call you sweetheart
Put on your new blue bonnet
We've enlisted in the Navy
Joe's got a head like a ping-pong ball
The bugs marched down the aisle
In the cellar of Murphy's saloon
Floatin' down the deleware
While the shepards washed their socks
The old family toothbrush
There's a long, long worm a crawlin'
After Ach, du lieber Augustine
I was born about ten thousand years ago
I was born one night one morn
The skinniest man I ever knew
My freckle-faced consumptive Mary Ann
How pleasant that would be
While looking out a window
There was a rich man who lived in Jerusalem
The biblical baseball game
Old folks (or the silly sunday school)
While the organ pealed potatoes
Ain't it great to be crazy?
The king of the cannibal Islands
There was a little rooster
John jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
Books of the old testament
Books of the new testament
Overeducated nursery rhymes
My hat it has three corners
Glub, Glub, Glug your boat
This is my dolly's birthday
All the pretty little horses
How do you like to go up in a swing?
It's raining, it's pouring
Just when I'm ready to start on my ears
What do you do with a dirty family?
Life is but a melancholy flower
Charlie won't you rock the cradle?
When it's springtime in Alaska
Oh, ay liff in Minneapolis
The nose of Oklahoma smells you
South Dakota is the sunshinr state
I don't give a darn for the whole state of Iowa
Smiles that are best of all
Never go camping on Labor Day
Wait 'til we get 'em up in the air
When we went to Sunday School
She'll be coming round the mountain
I wish I was single again
Over the river and through the woods
Wheen the works all done this fall
The soldier's poor little boy
