From the Book - Second trade paperback edition.
Hello from the other side
My moms on the front lines
And you thought pregnancy was hard
Please censor your birth story
Breastfeeding is really f'n hard
They will let you need some back-up
It may not be love at first sight
No one is loving this as much as their Facebook posts would have you believe
You just pooped out a baby (Your body post-baby)
Your life is officially over
Children's books are ridiculous
Having pets did not prepare you for this
Who needs a health plan when you have the internet?
Your house is way too small
Babies don't like bragging
You'll be blamed in therapy someday
A dysfunctional relationship
You'll probably want a divorce
It does NOT go by "soooo fast".